Millie scores 10 out of 10!


Happy 10th Birthday to the most honest, beautiful, caring, fun-loving, intelligent and resilient cheeky-bum porpoise that a father could ever hope for. Millie turns the big 1-0 today!

I am so proud of the young lady you are. You’re ability to have fun and enjoy life at every moment is amazing and one that will ensure you are a success at whatever you attempt in life.


Over the past ten years we’ve had a million adventures together and I know we’ll have a million more. You’re sense of humour, curiosity and daring spirit make sure that life is full of excitement and joy.

Here’s a plug for your Princess Luna YouTube Channel. I know getting 50 subscribers this year was a highlight for you. Hopefully you get many more.

I hope you have a great day, sweetie! I love you with everything I’ve got and always will.

Happiest Birthday Ever!!!



Happy Birthday Al

Happy birthday to the craziest bloody point guard I’ve ever seen tear up and down the boards at Morley Rec. Centre.

Hope you have a great day mate. I didn’t buy you anything so instead I thought I’d make one of those Tupac memes for you that you seem to like so much.

I hope you like it 😉


Have a great day Al!

Happy Birthday Dad!

Dad Target Model 1989

73 years ago today in Panevezys, Lithuania, the world welcomed Arvy Pisarskis into the world.

Despite being born into a world at war and migrating to a foreign country as a young boy, Arvy blossomed into the finest polo shirt, track pants and tinted glasses model that Target has ever seen. His “leg up” work (as seen above) was well ahead of its time and is only now being recognised for the genius that it is.

Have a great birthday Dad! Millie and I wish we could be there with you to celebrate. May there be many many more birthdays and good times ahead. We can’t wait to see you later in the year.

Love ya guts!

Mark and Millie

Almost 40!


Nobody really knows for sure how Steve Pisarskis has stayed alive for 39 years. It’s certainly a miracle! 

My older brother (yes he is the older one) has always been there for me. Despite me doing all sorts of horrible things to him that probably shouldn’t be recorded anywhere, Steve has always looked after his little brother. He’s probably saved my life just as many times as he’s endangered it… fun times all round! 

Steve would hate anyone to know but he’s actually one of the most caring and trustworthy people going round. He keeps his cards close to his chest but if anyone would take a bullet for a loved one it is Steve. 

Happy birthday ya big galoot!

Mark and Millie

Happy Birthday Kathy!


My amazing sister, Kathy Beard turns 42 today!    

Easily the biggest inspiration in my life, Kathy has always been my cool older sister that has led the way for her brothers. She is a loving wife, daughter, sister, aunt and mother who always gives all she can for the people she loves.  

Although we live on opposite sides of Australia, she never hesitates to help me whenever I need a hand and a visit to or from her is always the highlight of my year.  

Nobody I know deserves more love and good vibes ever, especially on her birthday.  

Jack and Tom are so lucky to have her as a Mum! Kathy really is so good with them. It restores my faith in all that is good to see her in action.  

Hope you have a great day today! See you tomorrow!  

Happiest of birthdays to you! 

Lots of love, 

Mark and Millie xoxo